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'Dip' or 'Let's Dip
verb...To leave. ex. 'Hang up the phone and let's dip.'or...'See you guys later, we have to dip.'

'Sup, b?
Phrase, short for "what's up my bitch?"

...with
Adv. along, short for "with you," "with me," etc. Example: "I can't go. I still have homework to do." "Just bring it with" or "We're going to the mall. Wanna go?" "Well, if you stop by the Gap, I'll come with."

Ah girl
What's up girl?

Aiight
Alright, Okay

All That
Eexpression. That which has everyone's attention (usu. said to people who pretend to be such)

All that and a bag a chips
Means "I'm the best and then some."

All...
As in "I'm all" or "She was all..." A replacement for the term "like". Usually seems to mean "says" or "said". "He was all, 'Are you mad at me?' and I was all 'No way, what are you talking about?'

As if!
1) Excl. Yeah right! Phrase immortalized by Alicia Silverstone in "Clueless".

Atari
A term used among electronic musicians and some ravers to describe horrid DJs. The term used when referring to a bad, or mindless DJ's sound. "That DJ is such an Atari".

Back In The Day
expression. back in the days of..., '90s version of "When I was..." or "Remember when...?"

Bama
Term used to call someone a redneck ie "Dude that guy was a bama."

Bangin'/Slammin'
Has it going on..

Beans
money...ussually dollars. Let me borrow 2 beans for the soda.

Beards/Chinny/Chinny rack on
False, bullshit. Said when you don't believe someone. Usually accompanied by scratching the chin.

Beeotch
n. phonetic variant of "bitch," usu. used as a term of endearment toward someone you're too macho to address more politely

Bitch
n. someone over whom you have pretty much complete control. Recalls sadomasochistic B&D meaning and/or prison sodomy.

Blazed
If you ask someone "Yo, wanna go get blazed?" You are asking them if they want to go smoke weed. Or already high "Man, I'm blazed"

Bling-Bling
Wearing nice jewelry

Blood
noun.it means freind, or homeboy. Typically men use it to refer to each other. i.e. "what's up blood?"

The Bomb
1) Adj. Par excellence! Out of this world!

Bones
Money, "I need 7 bones for the movie."

Bonus/bargain
Sarcasm generally used in the UK, meaning "Oh for god sake"

Boo Ya!
a phrase of exlaimation after you've done something fly; or meaining "Ya bitch in yo face!"; often used after a "yo mamma" joke..."Yo mamma so fat she smoke turkey after sex! BOO YA!"

Bounce
To leave "lets bounce"

Brutal
Bacically means bad "That movie was brutal dogg"

Bugg'n
Same as trippin', Freaking out. "Man you's buggin the otha night dawg."

Bunk
Crazy, messed-up...

Buzz Hype
Awesome, amazing, not boring

Buzz Kill
Boring

CHA-CHING!!!
Costly

Cheddar
Money, cash, etc.

Chica
Means "chick" or "girl". i.e. "Hey what's up chica?"

Chick-Flick
n. any movie that has none of the following: graphic violence, full frontal female nudity (necessarily), a high-speed chase, or sight gags. Essentially, movies that stereotypically apply only to women, such as "The English Patient."

Chill Out
Calm down, take it easy

Chillin'
It means that you doing O.K., or your fine.

Crib
House, apartment, dorm, dwelling

Crunk
hyped up , bout it , excited

Cuttin' Glass
When someone's nipples are hard fromt the cold, it is assumed that their nipples are so hard they could cut glass. When "cuttin' glass", it means that...your nipples are very hard.

Damn Skippy
That's right

Dank
adjective. Describes how awesome something is. Used frequently in the Phish parking lots. Ex. "Those are some dank nugs!!!"

Dawg
another meaning for a friend, an acquaintance..."What up Dawg!"

Dead Presidents
Slang term for money (reference to pictures of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin et.al. on paper or coined currency).

Don't go there!
Someone has just hit a touchy subject and the other person doesn't appreciate them getting in their business.

Dope
Synonomous with fly, cool, etc. Ex. "Yo, those shoes are dope, girl!"

Dope
Great

Down
I down with that. Like "That sounds good to me"

Dubs
Reveresed spelling of the word "buds" which is another slang form for WEED

Dubs
20 inch rims on a car.

Dude
noun. used for male or female.

Dude!
used at the beginning of an exclamation or a question. i.e. "Dude! Look at that hot guy!" or "Dude, have you seen my bag?" can be used for male or female.

Duh!!
Didn't you know that?

Eat my shorts!
"Screw you!" or "Go to hell!" used by the cartoon boy Bart Simpson in Matt Groening's "The Simpsons"

Evita Like
1) Adj. Snobby

F-bomb
Excl. euphemism for "f**k." May have gained popularity on radio sports talk host Jim Rome's show.

FYI
For your information. "FYI< i don't care"

Fart-Knocker
adj. An idiot; A phrase coined by "Beavis & Butt-Head" in the early 90's.

Fine
he/she looks real good, like "that guy is fine"

Flawsen
Another term for "kissing ass to someone"

Fly
Fly: meaning cool, good, fun, etc. used mostly in the mid 90's, when the word "phat" was especially popular. (exp-"that dance was sooo fly")

Fool
Sounds like foo'. A dummy. ex: "Let's go fool."

Freak out
Go crazy, get really mad, i.e. "he freaked out when I told him"

Freakin'
a slightly nicer term for fu**ing. i.e. "he's a freakin idiot!"

Fresh
original, cool, nice, "the shit"

Gank
To steal. I ganked these shoes from the mall.

Get Over It
Get Over It means exactly wat it sez - "Get Over It!". To tell someone to get over it is to point out that they are over-reacting to a situation or thing or is telling them that they need to shut up- e.g. "I can't belive I spilt cola on my new shirt!" "Get over it"

Get a Room!
Excl. What you say to two or more people whose public displays of affection seem too inappropriate or risque. (i.e., make what you're doing private, not so public)

Gettin Jiggy
verb. Can mean either dancing or putting the move on a member of the opposite sex. Popularized by the Will Smith song "Getting Jiggy With It"

Ghetto
adj. unflattering, as in cheap.

Giddy Up!
A remark which might be said whilst eyeing up an attractive person.

Going Postal
1) Excl. Going crazy. Refers to the trend of some postal workers becoming violent.

Good to go
all set, in order, ready to go, etc.

Grind-age
1) Noun. Food

Hard / Hard nut / Tough nut
A tough guy. "He thinks he's a Tough nut"

Heady Nuggets
Description of very good weed.

Hella
It means sort of like saying "really." i.e. "she was hella pissed!"

Hey Fats
Phrase, means "Hey what's up buddy"

Hit
having sex, "let me hit it from behind"

Home Skillet
meaning your friend or anyone you may wont it to be meaning!

Homey/Homeslice
n. buddy

Hooch or Hoochie
A slut

How's it hangin'?
Expr. informal greeting, as in "How are you?"

I Got The Pasties
My mouth is dry

I'm gone
Bye

IPO
The quickest way to get rich in 99--Initial Public Offering!

Ice
jewelry with diamonds in it

It's Cashed
Means it's gone. it's done

It's all good
meaning it's ok. ex:"i'm sorry i couldn't hook you up!" "oh, don't worry, it's all good!"

It's go time!
1) Excl. It's time to fight, you've pushed me too far, etc. (a.k.a. "bring it on!" or "you want a piece of me?!")

Jack
verb) to steal something. i.e. "my car got jacked" or "don't jack my stuff"

Jack you up
To beat the crap out of someone. i.e. "I'm gonna jack you up"

Jock
To like extremly, "Dude, he jocks my shit!" "I jock him hard!"

Junk
noun One of two words in the world which applies as a substitute to every single noun in the English language. The other word being "shit." It is used liberally in any/all conversations. Example: "Damn, man, did you see that junk yesterday? Man, I was all up IN that junk! That junk was TIGHT"

Know what I mean
(UK) said in the strongest Manchester accent you could muster in the style of Oasis's Liam Gallagher. Used at the end of a statement to get people to agree with you.

Larey
Out of order, used when someone has committed a foux pas. "He stole my wallet, that guy is so larey", "He stole my wallet, that was not on"

Lay Off
Means to stop whatever it is you're doing. You want to lay off the potty mouth!

Let Me Bang
Let us have sex

Let's Bone Out
Meaning "let's go" .

Let's roll
Let's leave.

Like
an insert in sentences when no other word is available

Lunchn'
Verb,Messing around, acting crazy

Lurker
One who enters electronic chat rooms without making a contribution.

Mad
adj: very; a lot; soooooo; shows extremism; Example: That dessert was MAD good. I have to pay MAD bills

Man, I'm Slammin
Meaning I'm doing good today

Man, that is clean.
That is righteous.

Mofo
Word used for mother f*cker

Morph
1) Verb. To change into something else

Murk, or Murkin'
To act crazy or wild out

My Bad!
1)Expr. My mistake

NOT!
Adverb. Used as a function word to stand for the negative of a preceding group of words "'Episode I, the Phantom Menace' was great... NOT". Origin stems from the Waynes World film.

Nice!
Really Cool or Amazing "Nice Dude!"

Not So Much
"umm...try again" "not cool" lame or bad idea

O.G.
stands for "original gangsta"; see old school

OMG
means Oh MY God...

Off the Heasy
1) Adj. Otherwise known as off the hook; unbelieveable or different

Oh My God!
A sign of disgust, such as "ohmygod why is she wearing that." or a sign of excitement such as "ohmygod guess what?!"

Oh snap..
oh yeah, thats right

Old School
adj./adv. old-fashioned, of the old style, etc. Usually a term of respect for the past greats of whatever discipline you're talking about (e.g., Do it old school like Elvis)

Oogly
As in very ugly. "She's so ugly, she's OOgly" popular in the eastcoast since around 1997

Open up a can of whoop-ass
Excl. to kick one's butt, you're in trouble now, etc.

Peace out
Bye

Phat!
1) Adjective. Cool, awesome, your hip or pretty hot and tempting.

Pigeon
A girl that most guys hate; golddigger

Piggy
Term used to describe a cop or police man

Pimpin'
Cool, "tight",really good...or "to be pimpin" as in clothing..

Playa
someone who is cheating on their significant other

Po Po
Noun. Term used for police

Props
Kudos, credit. "I hate Dallas, but you gotta give Aikman his props." Often used with "Mad" ("Mad props for this website, Beeotch!"). Origin: from "proper respect."

Psyche
not, just kidding; used at the end of a sentence "yea i did all my homework. psyche!!"

Punani
A women's private parts

Punked
v. To be proven wrong; dissed; to be capped on. "That fool got punked on!"

Quit Icing My Grill
Phrase used when someone gets in your face and speaks to make you look bad

Rolling
verb. Feeling the effects of MDMA (E, X, Ecstacy). Example: Damn, you are rolling your brains out!

Rolling or Tripping "face"
Feeling the effects of MDMA or LSD, so that it is visible to others. "You're rolling face!"

Salty
1) Verb. To make someone angry. eg. "Back off, I'm getting hella salty"

Score!
You got something you wanted or you did really good at something. (ie. "Score!, i got 80% on my math test." Or " Score!, Jeff said he'd go to the prom with me.")

Scrub
A guy who thinks he's fine, which is also known as a busta.He still lives with his mom and is always broke.

Shady
1) Adj. Being unfair or wrong

Shady
Someone who acts cool with you, but really isn't.

The Shit
The best or that was the greatest.

Shiznit
A different way of saying shit.Can be used for anything.

Shnikies
a substitute for "shit"..."Oh shnikies!"

Shooter
A person who shows off.

Shwing
If you see a hot chick you would say shwing while humping mid air.

Snaps
To give someone "Snaps" is like to give someone "Props", such as used in the Clueless movie - "I had to give Dee snaps for her corageous fashion efforts..."

So
adv. very much. Traditionally used as intensifying adverb for lone adjectives, usage expanded to intensify whole clauses, predicates, phrases, etc. Usage may have gained popularity on TV's "Friends." (Chandler: "That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!"...Joey, jokingly: "So didn't know that, but you should have seen your faces")

So Is Your Face
It doesn't really mean anything, you just say when someone else says something mean to you like, "Oh, my god her pants are so ugly today" Then you say "So is your face".

Speggets
Nuggets (usually heady) covered in parmesean cheese---(see definition of nuggets)

Step Off
Get out of my face, leave me alone

Straight
That's true

Straight Edge
Doesn't do drugs or drink

Stylin'
Cool hair or clothes.

Sup
The shorthand saying of "Wassup"

Super
Used to make something much more than it is. Super loser, super huge, super cool, super cold, super funny, etc.....

Sweet
Means cool (as in "That car is sweet")

THO
N.It means your nipples get hard like when it's cold outside.. You would say "I have MAJOR T-H-O." which stands for Tit Hard On..

TMI
Too much info!

Talk to the Hand
Another way of saying "I don't want to hear what you are saying."

Talk to the Hand(because the face ain't listening)
1) Excl. I'm not listening to you/I'm not talking to you!

Throw Down
To fight.

Throwed
messed up, high, drunk, "whooo we went to that party and got throwed ya heard?"

Tight
Great, The best

Tight
Describing a girl or guy who prefers not to do sexual activities.

To Hate, Hater
to disapprove of someone or something

To Shoot Out
means to get out of somewhere.ex:"This pub's crap, let's shoot out!"

Triflin' (and/ or Pilt)
Pathetic

Trippin'
going off; overly critical of something or someone. Like telling your mom "Quit trippin' over my tattoo"

Tweak
Tweak; Noun: drug (Usualy Crystal Meth), Adj: To use Drugs. See the Sublime song STP (Secret Tweaker Pad)

Tweak
Hurt or fix up

Wacked
(1)Verb Used to described somebody out of their mind. ie. "That bitch is wacked!" Wacked started in the early 90's and carries a negative connotation.

Wangsta
a fake gangsta

Well
Very. "He's well rich"

Wellin'
This means that you're lying. Ex. "I went to the sore last night and got some new shoes","You wellin' 'cause you was over Mike's house last night".

Whassup
Asking how someone is doing (usu. between two guys talking).. also might refer to asking if the other person is having a Bud. Popularized by Budweiser commercials during Super Bowl and others.

What Up Dog?
1) Exl. What have you been up to?

What up, G?
greeting. Short for "What's up, gangsta?" "What's going on?" "How's it goin'?" etc. Again, usu. used as a greeting toward someone you're too macho to address more politely.

What's doin'?
Another way of saying "What's Up" or "Watcha Doin?"

What's the dillio?
What happened, what's going on (Ed Note: It's how to ask "What's the deal?" while throwing in two unnecessary syllables)

Whatever You Reckon!
A way of saying you dis-belive what someone has just told you, e.g. "I just heard Britany Spears is touring here!" "Whatever you reckon!". It is just another way of saying "Whatever!"

Whatever!
Created by Alicia Siverstone in "Clueless".

Who's your daddy
"I'm better than you, etc." "I made your momma my bitch" (see 90's bitch definition) usu. by one adolescent male to another

Wicked
A lot or very as in "that movie was wicked good" or "that guy is wicked hot!!!!"

Wife Beater
A men's Tank Top or Athletic shirt, like Bruce Willis always wears in movies. Derived from the show 'Cops' when all the people arrested for domestic violence were only wearing this type of shirt and boxer shorts.

Wig out
1) Verb. To freak out; go nuts about something

Wigg'n
(1)Verb Short for Wig Out. ie. "He's totally wigg'n out!"

Word
Understood; I agree

YO
Hello

Yadda Yadda Yadda
Phrase popularized by the sitcom "Seinfeld". Often used to make a long story short, thus leaving out uncomfortable details. eg) we went to dinner, yadda yadda yadda, and then I never saw him again.

Yo, yo, homie Joe
Basically saying "Hello, my good friend, what is happening with you? You look mighty fine today."

Yoink!
v. to steal or take from someone,to skillfully acquire, etc..

You Straight
1) Phrase. Are you okay or all right

You be trippin fool
1) Excl. You're wrong, or you made a mistake.

Your Mom
it's a come back, usually used when you can't think of anything to say back: ex/ "that was the dumbest thing i ever heard" "yeah, your mom!"

bills
n. money

coin
n. money

dang it!
Meaning ow man! Saying you hurt yourself or you got a bad grade or something. another is looking good. e.i.- dang it!! she's lookinn' good!!!

deal
verb. cope with the circumstances (i.e., "deal with it")

faux
adj. fake (from the French for "false")

fugly
Adj: Extremely ugly (i.e., f**king ugly)

hottie
noun. someone, man or woman, who is very, very attractive (i.e., Natalie Portman is such a hottie!)

m'kay
noun; yes, okay, alright. Popularized by "The South Park Movie"

scrub
1) Adj. A guy that girls mostly hate. Popularized by the TLC song, "No Scrubs"

sup
1) Excl. What's up.

you go!
excl. Good for you! More power to you! (usu. used with "girl": "You go, girl!")

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1st and 1st - the street that intersects with itself, known to Kramer as the nexus of the universe.
Anti-dentite - someone who discriminates against dentists, which Kramer accuses Jerry of being. ("The Yada Yada")
Babka- Babka is a spongy cake that Elaine is obsessed with bringing to "The Dinner Party". Initially, she and Jerry want to buy chocolate babka, but the last one was purchased before they were able to get it; instead they decide on cinnamon babka.
"Baby"- George often used the word baby in his phrases; a couple of examples would be "I'm back, baby! I'm back!" or "Oh, I'm gone, baby!" In "The Fire", Jerry says, "There's no precedent, baby!" George replies, "What, you're using my babies now?"
Bad breaker-upper - someone who says the things you don't mean when you break up, but means them. ("The Andrea Doria")
Baldist - someone who discriminates against bald people, George often being the victim.
Boys - slang for semen. In "The Fix Up," after learning that the woman he dated missed her period, George exclaims, "I did it, my boys can swim!" Also used by Kramer to refer to his genitals.
Bottle Wipe - When someone taking a sip of your water wipes the bottle thoroughly before taking the drink, despite having previously given you an open-mouthed kiss. Not a good sign.
"Cantstandya!" - a nickname given to George by his high school gym teacher.
"Cartwright!"- This is what the maître d' mistakenly calls out when George's girlfriend Tatiana called for him at the chinese restaurant. Of course, he should have called out "Costanza" instead of "Cartwright". ("The Chinese Restaurant")
Close talker - a person who doesn't understand the concept of personal space during conversation. Aaron is a close talker. ("The Raincoats")
Coffee Table Book About Coffee Tables - this was Kramer's idea for a book, which Elaine's business Pendant Publishing was going to publish until the company was dissolved. Kramer promoted his book when he went on Live! With Regis and Kathie Lee; he ruined his interview, though, when he spit up coffee that he was drinking. ("The Opposite")
Conjugal visit sex - the second best sex to have, fugitive sex being first and make-up sex being third.
Costanza Leave Behind - Keys, gloves, scarf -- go back to her place to pick it up...date number two.
Coup de toe– George's comedy bit that Jerry performs unsuccessfully about the second toe outgrowing the big toe.
Delicate Genius - George repeatedly uses this term in "The Kiss Hello"; in most cases he was using it when referring to Wendy, a physical therapist.
Double-dipper - a person who inserts chip into dip, takes a bite, and unhygenically re-dips the chip, thereby essentially putting the whole mouth in the dip. George's double-dipping causes a fight at a funeral.
Dry heave set to music - used to describe Elaine's horrendous dancing.
Even Steven - a person [specifically Jerry in "The Opposite"] who always comes out even no matter what. For example, Jerry breaks even in Poker, loses a gig and then gets another one, throws a twenty dollar bill out the window and later finds twenty dollars.
Festivus - a December holiday created by Frank Costanza to counteract the commercialism of those other December holidays.
Fugitive sex - the one thing better than conjugal visit sex.
“Get Out!” - Elaine's trademark line, usually accompanied by pushing someone backwards in the chest. Elaine did this to Kevin, The Bizarro Jerry; he took extreme exception to it and broke up with her as a result.
Getting upset - used in the third person as in "George is getting upset!", exclaimed by George Louis Costanza himself. Self-reflective speech was initially a defining attribute of Jimmy ("The Jimmy").
"Giddyup!" - Kramer's trademark line, meaning "it's all good" or "let's go".
"Go!" - Another one of Kramer's trademarks. He would occasionally pick up the phone and use "Go!" instead of the standard, "Hello?"
Gore-Tex- Gore-Tex is a type of fabric. George wore a Gore-Tex jacket in "The Dinner Party"; it is supposed to be a very warm fabric. The jacket gave him a puffed up appearance (someone mockingly called him "puffball"). George had to sell his Gore-Tex jacket when he knocked over a few bottles of wine in a liquor store and was unable to pay for it. Jerry also wears a jacket made of Gore-Tex in "The Wife".
Hand sandwich-a type of layered handshake: one hand on top and the other on the bottom while shaking another person's hand.
"Happy, Pappy?" - a term of endearment used by a girlfriend of George's when she wants to know if he's happy with something. "Pappy" is George himself, as he describes to Jerry. George was so annoyed with the expression that he broke up with his girlfriend.
"Hello!" - the catchphrase of an imaginary, portly character who was inspired by the belly button of one of Jerry's girlfriends. This was eventually popular among Jerry, George, and Kramer.
"Hello, Newman" - Jerry's greeting to a certain annoying postal worker.
"Hello, Vargas" - Kevin's greeting to a certain friendly FedEx worker, who's the same size as Newman. This was intended as a joke, as Kevin and Vargas share a laugh over it.
High talker - a person who speaks in an abnormally high pitch, usually to describe a male who sounds like a female.
"Hipster doofus" - given by Kramer's girlfriend, the word accurately described and defined the character of Kramer for many of the viewers. Often taken as "someone who is intellectual and spirited, knowing the real design of life and not caring at all." Believed to be the roughest prototype of today's metrosexual man.
"Hoochie Mama!" - an exclamation used by Kramer, and ultimately Frank Costanza, in place of "Serenity Now!" (see below). Kramer also uses it to express surprise or awe throughout the series.
The Human Fund: Money For People - a fictional charity made up by George in order to save on spending for actual Christmas presents. After having donated people's presents to the Human Fund, his boss, Mr. Kruger, decides that the company should make a significant contribution and thinks the Human Fund is a worthy cause. As a result, George becomes an overnight philanthropist.
"I am aware" - Yelled by George when one of his faults has been brought to his attention several times. Such as when he was pestering Elaine to have her friend fix him up with Marisa Tomei and she said, "But you're engaged." He replied, "I am aware."
"I was in the pool!" - George's defense of being seen naked in "The Hamptons" episode. He says it twice, because he is short-changed by temporary shrinkage of his genitals.
In the vault - an expression to indicate a secret, told in confidence, as in “Don’t worry. It’s in the vault.”
"It's not you, it's me" - George claims he invented this break-up line.
"John-John"- Elaine refers to John F. Kennedy, Jr. as "John-John" when asked why she was out of "The Contest", to which Jerry and George reply, "Oohh, John-John."
Kavorka - "The lure of the animal", a powerful sexual attraction that Kramer possesses ("The Conversion").
Kibosh —Crazy Joe Davola said he would put the kibosh on Jerry for ruining his deal with NBC, which throws Jerry and Kramer into a panic. Joe said, "I have kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again." ("The Opera")
Laughing and Lying—Describing somebody who got away with something. Said by George when trying to verbally confront Jerry, Elaine and Susan in a Movie Theatre they're not even in. ("The Pool Guy"). Also said by Jackie Chiles in the Series Finale when describing the carjacker. ("The Finale")
Low talker—a person who speaks very softly. This can have very adverse effects, especially when Jerry was 'low-talked' into wearing a puffy shirt on The Today Show.
"Lupus?! Is it Lupus?!"—George exclaims this phrase on a couple of occasions in the beginning of the series; he usually said this when he was worried about his well-being, and thought that he might possibly be afflicted with Lupus. Of course he never was.
Make-up sex—the sex when making up after an argument, which is the best type other than conjugal visit sex and fugitive sex.
Manssiere/Bro - names proposed by Frank Costanza and Kramer (respectively) for support garments for male breasts.
Man hands - phrase to describe a woman's hands when they are 'less than feminine.'
Master of my domain - used to describe one's fortitude in refraining from masturbation.
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!" - What Elaine says to a woman at a party.
Mimbo - a male bimbo, specifically used by Jerry to describe Tony, one of Elaine's many boyfriends.
Moops - a typo for "Moors" on a Trival Pursuit card; George seized upon it to deny the Bubble Boy the win.
Mulva - the name Jerry guessed for a woman he was dating whose name he couldn't remember, all he knew was that it rhymed with a part of a woman's anatomy. After she stormed off in a huff because he couldn't remember her name, he realized it was Dolores.
"Newman!" - spoken with hatred, usually by Jerry when he identifies that Newman is responsible for something, or all, that's bad. Variations include "Kramer!", "George!", and "Bania!" when other characters are believed to have slighted Jerry.
"No soup for you!" - an exclamation used in the event where someone changes his or her mind about giving something to someone else. The word "soup" may be replaced with the object at hand; the reference to the show can still be very obvious if the speaker uses the correct tone of voice.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that" - politically correct standard disclaimer, used to indicate that while one was not homosexual, one did not particularly disapprove of it.
"Oh, Moses, smell the roses!" - interjection comparable to "Sweet, fancy Moses!"
"Oh, the humanity!" - the phrase used by Newman after his U.S. Postal Service truck catches fire while he is driving at night. Newman is repeating the famous radio call of the Hindenberg disaster by Herb Morrison.
"Pretty big matzo ball" - the phrase "I love you" when said and unreturned hangs out there like a matzo ball.
Pop-in - the act of visiting without invitation or notification. Jerry claims to dislike the "pop-in" but has no choice as George, Elaine, and especially Kramer often "pop in" to his apartment.
"Poppie's a little sloppy"- This is what Jerry said in reference to the fact that Poppie did not wash his hands before preparing their meal. ("The Pie")
Poor little Pinkus - used by Kramer when he thought he pushed Steve Gendason, his golf buddy and a former baseball player, over the edge, Gendason murdering Pinkus, the dry cleaner.
Queen of the castle - used to describe woman's (Elaine's) fortitude in refraining from masturbation; feminine form of "master of my domain." Elaine was queen of the castle until she saw John F. Kennedy, Jr., in an exercise class.
Re-gift/re-gifter - take a (usually undesirable) present given to you, and give to someone else.
Ribbon Bully - someone who forces to you wear a red AIDS ribbon.
Schmoopie - nauseatingly sweet term of affection used by couples for each other, as in "I love you, Schmoopie!" Jerry uses it with a girlfriend, to George and Elaine's disgust.
"Serenity now!" - something that George's father Frank paradoxically yells as a mantra to calm down. Unfortunately, when one uses the "serenity now" method of anger management, the person swallows the anger until it reaches a critical level and he or she explodes. Lloyd Braun claims that this is how he was driven insane: "Serenity now. Insanity later."
"Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard!" - when Jerry impresses himself.
Sexual camel - someone who can go long periods between sex.
Shiksappeal - a non-Jewish female’s sex appeal; it is a play on the Yiddish word shiksa.
Shrinkage - the shrinking of a man's (specifically George Costanza) penis in cold water. "Like a frightened turtle," as Jerry says.
Slip one past the goalie - to impregnate a woman, as phrased by Jerry in response to Kramer's lament that he had never done it.
Soup Nazi - rude and gruff restaurateur who would kick clients out for not following procedures, declaring, "No soup for you!"
"So who's having sex with the hen?" - the climax to Frank Costanza's dinner table commentary while he and Estelle are meeting Susan Ross' parents for the first time.
Spongeworthy - that a potential sexual partner is particularly worthy; in the original episodes, being "spongeworthy" meant Elaine was willing to use one of her limited supply of (no longer produced) contraceptive Today sponges with this person.
Stopping short - the technique of a driver of a car (usually male) who slams on the brakes, in order to get a cheap feel of the person in the passenger seat. Frank Costanza was notoriously good at this, and became angered when he believed Kramer had stopped short on Estelle.
"Sweet Fancy Moses!!" - exclaimed by Jerry and George when they both are subject to Elaine's horrendous dancing.
"That'll be ... five ... ten ... minutes" - to put off those who are in waiting, such as for a free table in a restaurant, for what overtly appears a moderate duration, but with the effect or even the intention to wait indefinitely.
"That's a shame" - a line Jerry frequently uses to express half-hearted sympathy. George sometimes says it, too. Kramer uses the line in an episode where he and Jerry switch apartments and personalities.
"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!" - phrase used by Bania when Jerry offers him a joke to use in his comedy routine, in place of one of Bania's own.
The belt-less trenchcoat - a men's fashion design created by Morty Seinfeld in the late 1940s/early 1950s. Considered by the elder Seinfeld to be one of his greatest accomplishments. Also known as "The Executive."
"The jerk store called: they're running out of you!" George's comeback for "The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp." George was pigging out on shrimp at a Yankees’ meeting.
The jimmy leg - a condition that people have when their leg undergoes spasms while sleeping causing his/her significant other to lose sleep. This condition may cause a couple to sleep in different beds; Frank and Estelle Costanza resorted to sleeping in twin beds as a result of her jimmy arm.
The move - Jerry's complicated special move he uses during sexual intercourse. It ends with a swirl (as opposed to George's unpopular alternative, which ends with a pinch). George was able to master Jerry's move only with crib notes he scribbles on his hand (which got him in trouble).
The old switcheroo - George mistakenly uses this phrase as applying to when someone has done something to you, you do the same thing to them. Jerry explains that George is thinking of "what is good for the goose is good for the gander." George asks, "What is a gander, anyway?" Jerry answers, "A goose that's had the old switcheroo pulled on it."
The tap - during sex, to get a tap on the shoulder by your partner to cease activities because of subpar performance.
The twirl - Jerry used to sell umbrellas on the street and claims he invented holding the umbrella open over one's shoulder and twirling it. The twirl must be done at a certain speed; otherwise, the twirler will disorient the customer.
Toe thumbs - one of Jerry's girlfriends had a mysterious "tractor story." George suggested she lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and they grafted her big toes onto her thumbs.
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" - a line Kramer was to say in a Woody Allen movie; all four characters practiced saying the line in different ways. Later used as a filler phrase when irritated or nervous, and at a loss for words.
"They just ... write it off!" - Kramer expressing his belief in a "write off" being something for which the consequences can be ignored, such as when a company writes off a loss.
"They're real, and they're spectacular!" Explanation by Jerry's girlfriend about her real body. Jackie Chiles repeats this line, word for word, in The Finale.
To name name(s) - an expression of the ultimate and irredeemable betrayal of an (until then shared) idea, or good; it refers to the betrayer.
Trifecta—combining sex, watching television, and eating into one activity.
Two-face—describes a girl who looks good in one lighting condition, and ugly in another. Also used: "hotsy totsy, hotsy notsy."
Urban Sombrero - Advocated by Elaine, a sombrero designed for the urban business professional, combining "the spirit of Old Mexico with a little big-city panache". After becoming president of the company, Elaine proudly promotes the hat on the cover of the J. Peterman Catalog. The urban sombrero then bombs, and afterwards becomes symbolic of Elaine's hubris and, in general, of failure. As Peterman describes it, when Elaine shows him the catalog in the Burmese jungle, "The horror...the horror." This hat also took away the sales from umbrella salesmen. "Now we got that damn 'urban sombrero' to contend with."
"Vargas!" - a positive exclamation, the opposite of "Newman!" as to identify a single individual being responsible for something that's good, from “The Bizarro Jerry”.
"Vile weed!" - term used by Newman to describe broccoli.
Walk-and-talk - Used in “The Finale”. Jerry advised Elaine that it was bad form to talk to a friend and then abruptly hang up on him or her while outdoors on a cell phone. There were other iterations of this expression later in the episode.
"Who is this?" - Said by Jerry when called by a friend with a desperate situation.
Worlds Theory - A theory of George's explaining that if relationship George and independent George where to meet then both his worlds will collide and explode. Unaware of this theory, Jerry suggested Elaine should be friends with Susan given that Elaine had no women friends. Kramer knew about this theory, Jerry apparently did not.
"Yada yada yada" - used largely like "et cetera, et cetera", although in the original Seinfeld episode it was used to gloss over important details. George had a girlfriend who yada yada'd shoplifting. Elaine described a bad date - she yada yada'd sex, but she did mention the lobster bisque.
"You are so good looking" - a proposed alternative phrase for when someone sneezes, rather than "God bless you."
"You can stuff your sorries in a sack!" - George's annoying retort to Jerry's untimely "betrayal". It was invented by Susan.
"You gotta see the baby!" - annoying phrase muttered by new parents to uninterested friends.
"You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?" - An attempt at dirty talking by Jerry. What does it mean? No one is sure. This phrase caused Elaine's too-talkative work colleague Sandra to break up with Jerry in the middle of sex. Although as George points out, "Well, that's not offensive. It's abnormal, but it's not offensive."
"You tell that son of a bitch that no Yankee is ever coming to Houston, not as long as you bastards are running things!" - George's sarcastic response to the Astros' question about their team playing against the Yankees. Upon hearing this out of context, Wilhelm angrily slams down the phone, and later Steinbrenner recommends a hot tub to George.
Yo-Yo Ma! - A prominent cellist whose name is exclaimed randomly by Kramer after being kicked in the head by "Crazy" Joe Davola.

[Malcolm]

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Top 50 Beavis and Butthead Quotes

Best Beavis and Butthead Quotes, past and present:

1. “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole” -Beavis

2. “Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score” -Beavis and Butthead

3. “Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio.” -Beavis as Cornholio

4. “Settle down Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.” – Butthead

5. “Thinking sucks” -Beavis “Work sucks, let’s go break something” -Butthead

6. “Hey Butt-head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?”- Beavis

7. Beavis, you monkeyspank. -Butthead “Shut-up fart knocker!!” -Beavis

8. BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW -Beavis and Butthead

9.“My list includes any girl with at least one boob” Butthead “My list is like your list, but it also includes your MOM” -Beavis

10. “Shut up Butthead, we’re never gonna score, everyone here has probably scored. This old lady probably scores” -Beavis In Beavis and Butthead The Movie- Tour Bus Scene

11. “These dudes are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes” -Butthead About a KISS video

12. Beavis, you’re gonna keep talking about loogies, and I’m gonna be too busy swinging around my gigantic schlong. – Butt-head

13. “I will fight for you until your heart stops beating…can I have some of your popcorn?”-Butt-Head to an unsuspecting fellow moviegoer.

14. “How come there aren’t any, like, women in his lair?”
”They’re probably out doing his bidding.” -Beavis and Butt-Head discussing a homeless man, whom they believe to be a werewolf.

15.“Thank you oh great master for your wisdom, but we were wondering if you could, like, bite us.”-Butt-Head, to the homeless man whom he believes to be a werewolf.

16. “Yeah I know they’re medical marvels and all, but I really don’t want to change their catheters again.”-a nurse tending to a comatose Beavis and Butt-Head.

17. “Hey, Beavis. This guy’s your dad.”-Butt-Head referring to Yanni after watching one of his videos

18. “Beavis, you are one stupid son of a bitch”-Butthead

19. Dammit Beavis, you just sent my boner to the ground.- Butt-head

20. “Come to Butthead”-Butthead

21. Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I’ll kick your ass! – Beavis to Butt-head

22. These guys remind me of Danzig and my butt.
Beavis: That’s not very nice, Butt-Head.
Butt-head: Yeah it is. My butt rules! -Butthead Said while watching a Type O Negative video

23. “If they like, did this chart long enough, they would find out where herpes began.” – Beavis and butthead ripping on a Jersey Shore Episode, one of the girls is going over a chart of all the people she hooked up with.

24. I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I simply cannot have students roaming the halls, disrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague!- Principal McVicker

25. “Shut up Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it’ll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.”-Butthead

26. (Discussing a SCAT video) Beavis: “They should have a name for this kind of music.” Butt-head: “They already do Beavis, crap.”

27. (911 call while Butt-head is choking) 911 dispatcher: “Have you performed the Heimlich on him?” Beavis: “Have I licked his rectum? No, but there was this one time me and Butt-head were playing truth or dare…”

28. “Man I tell what, I felt like a one-legged cat try’in to burry turd’s on a frozen pond out there.”- Tom

29. “Did you know when you eat rump roast you’re eating a cow’s butt?” -Beavis

30. “Nachos rule!!” -Beavis and Butthead

31. “If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass.” -Butthead

32. “Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?”-Beavis

33. “Check it out Butt-head, this chicken has three boobs. How many butts does she have?”- Beavis

34. “Beavis, your balls are filthy. Take them to the ball washer immediately.”-Butthead

35. “If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone?”-Beavis

36. “Beavis, why and the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?”-Beavis

37. “Beavis you dumbass! There always has been TV! There’s just more channels now!” -Butthead

38. “Beaver kicks ass!”-Beavis

39. “Uh, your cow’s like, broken sir.”-Butthead

New Beavis and Butthead Quotes 2011 episodes 1-7

40. Episode 1 – Regarding a homeless man they believe to be a werewolf:

”How come there aren’t any, like, women in his lair?”
”They’re probably out doing his bidding.”

41. Episode 2 – Butthead to a caller on a tech-support hotline:

”Do people ever tell you sound boring on the phone? Can you like, shut up, and tell me how to get this computer to show porn?”

42. Episode 2 – “Abandoned Drive-ins kick ass.” -Butt-Head

43. Episode 3 – Beavis and Butthead experience an army base:

”Where’s the bathroom around here?”
”Eh, I don’t know. I think they call it something else in the army. Like, the ‘mess hall’ or something.”

44. Episode 3 – “A bed shouldn’t have instructions. Except for, like, ‘Sleep.’”
– Beavis, on Ikea.

45. Episode 4 – Beavis and Butthead give commentary on a music video:

”Is that a lesbian or a Mexican?”
”You’re not supposed to say those words, Butt-Head.”

46. Episode 5 – Butthead returns from using the restroom while at work:

”Hey, Beavis! I just thought of something. I’m at work, but, like, I wasn’t working. I just got paid to take a dump.”

47. Episode 5 -”So what made you want to shine a light on the issue of teen obesity?”
”Uhh, we wanted to get famous and score. So we, like, ate a lot of Burger World food.” -Martin a classmate asks Beavis why he’s only eating fast food for 30 days.

48. Episode 6 – Beavis confronts a rat eating his nachos:

”That son of a bitch ate our nachos.”
”That’s right, Beavis, and that is a crime for which it must be punished.”

49. Episode 6 – “I’m gonna report this! this is a health violation!”
”Yeah, the food here sucks.”
-A woman complains to Burger World employee Butt-Head after finding a rat in her order.

50. Episode 7 – Butthead talks to a scientist who has survived the apocalypse:
”I see your spacesuit, like, saved you from the acopalypse–so do you wanna, like, recopulate the earth?”

[Malcolm]

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