Post by rector on Sept 27, 2015 16:40:39 GMT
Final Nine, Motherfuckers
So here's whats been shaking. I done got immunity for myself even though I thought I took forever on that shit.
Ricky Martin can go fuck himself. But yeah, after Kenneth put two luck challenges that I couldn't win, I can finally continue my whole bullshit challenge run.
The only reason I wasn't murdered the last two rounds (because apparently I'm a threat and shit) is because I would show up right before tribal, tell everyone I had an idol, and then disappear. If you stick around, they have time to think about it, question you, and then vote you. But if you motherfucking scat, the fear done gets in their heads, and they don't wanna risk their own asses, so they done switcheth off of yours. That ain't gonna work no more.
Time to do some fucking around, yeah?
Here's my thought. Alex and Melcy have decided this is their round to flip on Fairplay. They are damn good with this whole lets play the middle shit. The easy and prolly right move is to be cool with them and pull this flip. Buuuuuuttttt I am fucking bored so lets do some crazy shit instead. I wanna get both sides all hype to blindside one another, like faiplays measuring his dick and saying fuck you malcolm, and then malcolm and alexis think they on top of the fucking world, then I get super shady with fairplay before the vote, he plays his fucking idol,but we actually vote out Melcy or Alex.
Did that makes sense? I really just typed shit. That would be pretty great tho - to get out one of the two best players in the game, and get rid of (one of) fairplay's motherfucking idols.
Problems:
1. I don't have this super secret threats alliance with Jonny yet
2. Erik doesn't wanna flip on Alex and Melcy, mainly cause they like him, and he wants to sorta ride that out.
But I don't give a fuck, if this blows up its not my ass. I love ERK and shit, but I wanna try to make a move that's actually gon keep me here for a while, yeah?
Because right now, if I go with Alex and Melcy and vote out Lindsey or some shit, then if I lose immunity next round, I get axed almost unanimously. But if me and Fairplay realize this advantageous friendship we could fucking have, maybe I don't gotta win immunity, yeah?
Aight that's it. Have a lovely fucking sunday kenneth.
So here's whats been shaking. I done got immunity for myself even though I thought I took forever on that shit.
Ricky Martin can go fuck himself. But yeah, after Kenneth put two luck challenges that I couldn't win, I can finally continue my whole bullshit challenge run.
The only reason I wasn't murdered the last two rounds (because apparently I'm a threat and shit) is because I would show up right before tribal, tell everyone I had an idol, and then disappear. If you stick around, they have time to think about it, question you, and then vote you. But if you motherfucking scat, the fear done gets in their heads, and they don't wanna risk their own asses, so they done switcheth off of yours. That ain't gonna work no more.
Time to do some fucking around, yeah?
Here's my thought. Alex and Melcy have decided this is their round to flip on Fairplay. They are damn good with this whole lets play the middle shit. The easy and prolly right move is to be cool with them and pull this flip. Buuuuuuttttt I am fucking bored so lets do some crazy shit instead. I wanna get both sides all hype to blindside one another, like faiplays measuring his dick and saying fuck you malcolm, and then malcolm and alexis think they on top of the fucking world, then I get super shady with fairplay before the vote, he plays his fucking idol,but we actually vote out Melcy or Alex.
Did that makes sense? I really just typed shit. That would be pretty great tho - to get out one of the two best players in the game, and get rid of (one of) fairplay's motherfucking idols.
Problems:
1. I don't have this super secret threats alliance with Jonny yet
2. Erik doesn't wanna flip on Alex and Melcy, mainly cause they like him, and he wants to sorta ride that out.
But I don't give a fuck, if this blows up its not my ass. I love ERK and shit, but I wanna try to make a move that's actually gon keep me here for a while, yeah?
Because right now, if I go with Alex and Melcy and vote out Lindsey or some shit, then if I lose immunity next round, I get axed almost unanimously. But if me and Fairplay realize this advantageous friendship we could fucking have, maybe I don't gotta win immunity, yeah?
Aight that's it. Have a lovely fucking sunday kenneth.
