Episode 4: Do you ever wonder why this JFP gets you high?

[Jonny Fairplay]

I'll admit it, you got me! I did not see a merge down to two tribes at 15... which was weird until I realized that poor poor Malcolm has been sent to prison for a little bit... oh well I'm sure he won't drop the proverbial and literal soap! I actually don't know how bad jails were in the 90's... I'm going to guess pretty bad... oh god he might be dead... Rip...


ANYWHO WE GOT NEW TRIBES! FUCK LENO TRIBE I AM A MEMBER OF NSYNC NOW! Personally I preferred the backstreet boys when I was... you know... younger... WHAT?! THE FAIRPLAY IS ALLOWED TO ENJOY BOY BANDS IF HE DAMN WELL PLEASES! NO QUESTIONS ALLOWED... EXCEPT FROM ME! YEA! FUCK YOU TOO!

So we have new tribes now, lets take a look at who I got...

Steph/LJ/Lindsey- Boy Lindsey sure did make this tribe in favor of Leno, I knew trying to keep her around would be a good idea! This for sure... without ANY FURTHER SWAPS MIND YOU! Ensures that I get to merge. Now lets look at the other 3 soon to be losers!

Danielle/Dolly/erik- they are fucked, they are SUUUU-U-U-PER FUCKED OH MAN what is about to happen to them come Tribal Council time should only be reserved to obsure fetish porn on something like XVideos, I mean they are in for it, so they better start doing stuff that would star in ANOTHER XVIDEO! Or maybe Pornhub idk...

So we get our first LIVE CHALLENGE of the season and man did you pick the worst time, I'm getting right out of class on how to fairplay and have to drive an hour to get home, luckily A WILD LJ APPEARED AND SINGLE HANDILY WON THE CHALLENGE FOR US! The dude is like jesus, he just shows up after three days or so and brings light to the situation before going back into hibernation. It's weird. So no TC and no Malcolm coming to our tribe! Which is fine by me.

So Yea... that's about it for now, I'll try and mingle with the other three non-Leno people, but if steph has already reported to me that Erik told her that he is wary of me, because, and I quote, "He devotes his life to this game" DAMN, I mean he could've called me a bastard or a son of a bitch, but no the reasoning is, "He spends too much time on the computer." I mean thats shit my mom says to me. You a wise man once said






Alright enough memes... Naw just kidding in honor of being a part of nsync I've been working on my dance moves!







I've also been working on a new song, I'll let it play out this episode. Until next time boys and girls!