Post by Jonny Fairplay on Sept 20, 2015 9:37:03 GMT
This could by my last episode, which is sad but this vote is going to be the toughest for me to get through. Which makes me a sad Fairplay so let us go through the days events and see where shit might have gone wrong.
So we merge into Nsync and BackStreetBoys, and because I love to win I decided to try my best to win these votes. Even if we lost a single Immunity Challenge we would've have the votes but because I'm a paranoid piece of garbage, but more on that later.
So we win every single fucking immunity, go 5 for 5 in team challenges and wind up in a 12-way tribe, this is critical, everyone is on edge and I'm a primary target. Although... am I safe? Well lets find out.
NUMBAH 1: Dolly's penalty vote could mean all the difference to me, it gives us a reason to vote for someone who for the whole time on Nsync was a snake, but not even the cool kind liek solid snake just a... snake... ew. She created a chat that was specifically designed to get me or LJ out AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SAY THAT SHE WANTS TO WORK WITH NSYNC ON THIS VOTE... AS A WHOLE... WHAT? At least be consistent with who you want to get out, and one more thing, don't bring your crocodile tears to me when your plan is to vote me out, that's not cool.
NUMERO DOS: Erik is an idiot... like a big fucking idiot... like this man... does not know how to keep his mouth shut about anything. So coming into this I knew that erik wanted to vote me out, Steph filled me in about him wanting to get me out to her and lindsey. So I make a simple treaty with him about not voting each other, which I plan to keep... for a bit. However he tells me about the Dolly Situation, confirming by an outside source that Dolly can't be trusted, and attempts to make me vote out Malcolm/Alexis this Tribal Council WHILE TELLING ALEXIS AND MALCOLM TO VOTE ME OUT... keep in mind WE ARE ALLIES. Guess what is the only thing I've told him? That I had the hidden Immunity Idol from Leno... WHICH I FUCKING DON'T but don't worry! As long as he didn't tell anyone that I had it it was fine, but I made sure to tell my alliance that I told him that as a safety measure to see how well he'd do... well he told them... This man does not understand the game very well when you think about it. No safety net, no lies, just pure... I dont even know what. He's fun to talk to... that's about it. Oh yea the Idol
#3: Lindsey finally told me that she had the Idol. I at this moment still feel absolutely horendous about pushing everyone about who has it. I don't even know why I did it in hindsight, I just thought to myself that everyone would be open with me on Leno if I was open with them about what I was doing they would in turn. I just feel bad because I wasn't even thinking about Lindsey's feelings during the whole dig. So she finally tells me after Steph sat me down and basically said I fucked up (which I already knew I did pretty fucking hard) so it's something I apologized to her constantly for. I don't mind hurting peoples feelings when it comes to boots, but when it's for something as petty and silly as this... well the fairplay can have a heart.
The vote should be 7-6 to get Dolly out. If not, well Fairplay might not be here. I had fun if that's the case.
So we merge into Nsync and BackStreetBoys, and because I love to win I decided to try my best to win these votes. Even if we lost a single Immunity Challenge we would've have the votes but because I'm a paranoid piece of garbage, but more on that later.
So we win every single fucking immunity, go 5 for 5 in team challenges and wind up in a 12-way tribe, this is critical, everyone is on edge and I'm a primary target. Although... am I safe? Well lets find out.
NUMBAH 1: Dolly's penalty vote could mean all the difference to me, it gives us a reason to vote for someone who for the whole time on Nsync was a snake, but not even the cool kind liek solid snake just a... snake... ew. She created a chat that was specifically designed to get me or LJ out AND THEN PROCEEDS TO SAY THAT SHE WANTS TO WORK WITH NSYNC ON THIS VOTE... AS A WHOLE... WHAT? At least be consistent with who you want to get out, and one more thing, don't bring your crocodile tears to me when your plan is to vote me out, that's not cool.
NUMERO DOS: Erik is an idiot... like a big fucking idiot... like this man... does not know how to keep his mouth shut about anything. So coming into this I knew that erik wanted to vote me out, Steph filled me in about him wanting to get me out to her and lindsey. So I make a simple treaty with him about not voting each other, which I plan to keep... for a bit. However he tells me about the Dolly Situation, confirming by an outside source that Dolly can't be trusted, and attempts to make me vote out Malcolm/Alexis this Tribal Council WHILE TELLING ALEXIS AND MALCOLM TO VOTE ME OUT... keep in mind WE ARE ALLIES. Guess what is the only thing I've told him? That I had the hidden Immunity Idol from Leno... WHICH I FUCKING DON'T but don't worry! As long as he didn't tell anyone that I had it it was fine, but I made sure to tell my alliance that I told him that as a safety measure to see how well he'd do... well he told them... This man does not understand the game very well when you think about it. No safety net, no lies, just pure... I dont even know what. He's fun to talk to... that's about it. Oh yea the Idol
#3: Lindsey finally told me that she had the Idol. I at this moment still feel absolutely horendous about pushing everyone about who has it. I don't even know why I did it in hindsight, I just thought to myself that everyone would be open with me on Leno if I was open with them about what I was doing they would in turn. I just feel bad because I wasn't even thinking about Lindsey's feelings during the whole dig. So she finally tells me after Steph sat me down and basically said I fucked up (which I already knew I did pretty fucking hard) so it's something I apologized to her constantly for. I don't mind hurting peoples feelings when it comes to boots, but when it's for something as petty and silly as this... well the fairplay can have a heart.
The vote should be 7-6 to get Dolly out. If not, well Fairplay might not be here. I had fun if that's the case.