Post by Jonny Fairplay on Sept 24, 2015 5:02:24 GMT
You Know it has come to JonnyFairplays attention that people *gasp* think he can win? Say it ain't so! But before we talk about any of that shit!
*ON THE LAST EPISODE OF FAIRPLAYBALLZ JONNY FAIRPLAY WAS ABOUT TO BE VOTED OUT IN A SPLIT VOTE!*
God damn that was a close call, luckily through my remembering of Dolly getting a penalty vote because SHE FUCKING GAVE HER IDENTITY AWAY that I was able to stay in. You see kids this is how identity theft happens, you give your shit out and then you get the theft. Unfortunately because of this Dolly was stolen out of the game by a 7-6 vote.
So JonnyFairplay stays! To Final 11 we go!
Next challenge is the Auction challenge, where we bid on shit. I wanted the Idol clue but Malcolm got it and I got a lousy mystery box... or SO I THOUGHT WOULD BE LOUSY. You see there are reasons why I hate hidden immunity idols in some games and in other I don't. I fondly remember looking for HOURS for a fucking clue and never getting it... and when I mean fondly I mean AGGRAVATED BEYOND ALL BELIEF! Turns out five fucking years hasn't changed shit and you hosts are still as elusive as ever to these idols. In fact I think you've improved. So another reason why #FuckKenny
So I don't have the idol, big shock after looking for it with the better part of 3 hours of my time and looking like a jackass posting random 90's catchphrases into my confessional. So no Idol going into this TC however my box gave me a double vote, while Sean and Dave both won boxes, I tried to counter it with my own, however they didn't play anything and mike goes out 7-5. With me once again having the other votes!
To Final 10!
With the Majority rules challenge the Fairplay didn't do something he learned when he was 3 and read anything so he only posted one list instead of two. Sadly enough because of this I was DQ'd and couldn't win. However Alexis won it so now I have the pick of an alliance of 3 or Danelle. Yet these answers were not shocking to me because I'm me but how decisive most were on each one I was picked in. Most likely to win and have control while not having control but getting last Jury spot while being the most villainous... God Damn I have a giant target on my back. Oh well my alliance seems to enjoy "Operation: Human Shield" as much as I am so hopefully they don't feed me to the wolves yet!
*ON THE LAST EPISODE OF FAIRPLAYBALLZ JONNY FAIRPLAY WAS ABOUT TO BE VOTED OUT IN A SPLIT VOTE!*
God damn that was a close call, luckily through my remembering of Dolly getting a penalty vote because SHE FUCKING GAVE HER IDENTITY AWAY that I was able to stay in. You see kids this is how identity theft happens, you give your shit out and then you get the theft. Unfortunately because of this Dolly was stolen out of the game by a 7-6 vote.
So JonnyFairplay stays! To Final 11 we go!
Next challenge is the Auction challenge, where we bid on shit. I wanted the Idol clue but Malcolm got it and I got a lousy mystery box... or SO I THOUGHT WOULD BE LOUSY. You see there are reasons why I hate hidden immunity idols in some games and in other I don't. I fondly remember looking for HOURS for a fucking clue and never getting it... and when I mean fondly I mean AGGRAVATED BEYOND ALL BELIEF! Turns out five fucking years hasn't changed shit and you hosts are still as elusive as ever to these idols. In fact I think you've improved. So another reason why #FuckKenny
So I don't have the idol, big shock after looking for it with the better part of 3 hours of my time and looking like a jackass posting random 90's catchphrases into my confessional. So no Idol going into this TC however my box gave me a double vote, while Sean and Dave both won boxes, I tried to counter it with my own, however they didn't play anything and mike goes out 7-5. With me once again having the other votes!
To Final 10!
With the Majority rules challenge the Fairplay didn't do something he learned when he was 3 and read anything so he only posted one list instead of two. Sadly enough because of this I was DQ'd and couldn't win. However Alexis won it so now I have the pick of an alliance of 3 or Danelle. Yet these answers were not shocking to me because I'm me but how decisive most were on each one I was picked in. Most likely to win and have control while not having control but getting last Jury spot while being the most villainous... God Damn I have a giant target on my back. Oh well my alliance seems to enjoy "Operation: Human Shield" as much as I am so hopefully they don't feed me to the wolves yet!
