Jonny Fairplay's questions?

[Jonny Fairplay]

Heyo to both of you! It feels so long since I was last on the tribe. My how the time flies but lets get down to what I really wanna ask.


Danielle- How many messages total did you send to each individual person... because I do not want to believe the total I think is correct. Spoiler: it's abysmally low

Malcolm- TELL ME HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT THE IDOL YOU SON OF A BITCH I HATE THAT THING WITH A PASSION



Honestly just from a social and gameplay perspective, my vote is clear.

Danielle I still think what you are telling us is true and in that case, sorry about the visits. I believe you are definitely a better player when you are not in and out of a hospital. But I gotta take this game for what it is. 

Malc the loss in FIC was more of a blow than the boot itself. You've proven it time and time again that Fairplay should've done something different to get rid of you, but felt he could've taken you on in that FIC. I wonder how that turned out...

[Malcolm]

Malcolm- TELL ME HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT THE IDOL YOU SON OF A BITCH I HATE THAT THING WITH A PASSION

My mother gave it to me when I was conceived. I just loved abusing you and your game with it.

I am going to assume that you are referring to the merge idol -- I used this thing called Google and just brute-forced it:

Sept 22, 2015 5:58:46 GMT Malcolm said:

“Hellooo Newman.”
STAFF WRITERSnews.com.au

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PUT down your Tamagotchi and stop playing with your Pogs because it’s 1990s catchphrase time.

These are the most memorable lines from TV shows and movies, as compiled by Decider:

“Hello Newman.” - Seinfeld

“?” - Family Matters

“D’oh!” - The Simpsons

“I want the fairytale.” - Pretty Woman

“You got it dude.” - Full House
“You got it dude.”

“You got it dude.”Source:Supplied

“It’s not a tumour.” - Kindergarten Cop

“Whoa!” - Blossom

“Dumb babies.” - Rugrats

“Hasta la vista, baby.” - Terminator 2

“Keep the change ya filthy animal.” - Home Alone
“Keep the change ya filthy animal.”

“Keep the change ya filthy animal.”Source:News Limited

“There’s no crying in baseball.” - A League Of Their Own

“Schwing.” - Wayne’s World

“I am cornholio.” - Beavis and Butthead

“Run Forrest, run!” - Forrest Gump

“Alrighty then.” - Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
“Alrightyyyy then.”

“Alrightyyyy then.”Source:News Corp Australia

“How you doin?” - Friends

“I’m pretty fu**in far from okay.” - Pulp Fiction

“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” - Dumb and Dumber

“That’ll do pig, that’ll do.” - Babe

“No soup for you!” - Seinfeld
“No soup for you!”

“No soup for you!”Source:News Limited

“Ugh, as if!” - Clueless

“To infinity and beyond.” - Toy Story

“Houston, we have a problem.” - Apollo 13

“You had me at hello.” - Jerry Maguire

“You do not talk about Fight Club.” - Fight Club
“You do not talk about fight club.”

“You do not talk about fight club.”Source:News Limited

“Hercules hercules.” - The Nutty Professor

“Oh groovy baby, yeah.” - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

“I’m the king of the world!” - Titanic

“Oh my god, they killed Kenny!” - South Park

“Yada, yada, yada.” - Seinfeld

“This one time, at band camp.” - American Pie

“I see dead people.” - The Sixth Sense

And then I just searched for "Alone in this world a little..."




gg

[danielle]

Danielle- How many messages total did you send to each individual person... because I do not want to believe the total I think is correct. Spoiler: it's abysmally low

Each individual person? I can only assume you mean each individual person in the entire world? Well, the world population is about 7,300,000,000 people. I'd estimate that I've talked to about 3,200 individual people online, but my numbers might be off. So for 7,299,996,800 people, the total would be 0. For the 3,182 people who weren't in this game, I'd estimate approximately 1,000 individual responses over the course of all interactions. That leaves the folks in this game. I'm going to arbitrarily guess numbers because the fuck if I'm going to go through and count every single IM for a juror who's already told me he isn't voting for me. 

Eliza - 0 
Taj - 10
Lill - 0
Penner - 100 (about 95 of them being me ripping him a new asshole after he started trashing me in our alliance chat, and 5 of them were trolling hourly updates after he complained I didn't talk to him often enough). 
Ami - 0
Greg - 0
Dolly - 200 (we chatted a lot of strategy. 
Mike - 0
Dave - 0
Lindsey - 3 (she never responded) 
Stephanie - 20ish
Erik - 200
Alexis - 25
LJ - 10
Sean - 100
Fairplay - 100 or so
Malcolm - 200 or so
Danielle - 6 (I was bored and talked to myself. We've all been there.) 

So 3,200 people at an average of 1,000 IMs each plus all the IMs I sent this game, means I have sent approximately 3,200,974 messages to everyone. Unless my calculations are wrong, that means I've sent approximately 2,280 IMs to each individual person on earth. I assume this number was higher than you thought was correct. Feel free to disbelieve whatever shitty low number you had in mind earlier. Tysm.

Danielle I still think what you are telling us is true and in that case, sorry about the visits. I believe you are definitely a better player when you are not in and out of a hospital. But I gotta take this game for what it is.

Fair enough! Thanks for the question, Fairplay! 

[danielle]

Wait, no, my math is wrong. I have sent 1/2,280th of an IM to every single person on earth. Sad part is that's probably still higher than whatever you were estimating.

*shrug*