rector
Sean
Getting mugged
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Post by rector on Oct 19, 2015 0:37:07 GMT
 MAH MOTHERFUCKING SPEECH
MAH MOTHERFUCKING QUESTIONS
DANIELLE| 1. DANIELLE YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER, I TOTALLY RESPECT YOU AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF-AWARENESS AND THATS PRETTY COOL, BUT MALCOLM PROBLY GONNA HAVE TO LOSE MY VOTE HIMSELF, YEAH?
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EXPLAIN TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER WHY YOU CHOSE TO KEEP MOTHERFUCKING MALCOLM. YOUR ONLY SHOT HERE WAS AGAINST FARPLAY, SO WHATCHU THINKING?
MALCOLM | 1. MElCY MY BITCH HOW ARE YOU. UH. GOOD FUCKING JOB DUDE. YOU PLAYED THIS THREAT INDUCING GAME AND SHOVED ALL THAT THREAT ON Mr. ALEX AND HIS COCKINESS. S'GOODD, MAN. LIKE A REALLY MOTHERFUCKING GOOD GAME
I HAVE A QUALM THOUGH.
STOP FUCKING USING THIS \o/. STOP IT MOTHERFUCKAAAAA. STOP IT.
I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT FARPLAY AND DANIELLE TO VOTE ME THAT ROUND. LIKE YOUR FUCKING ARGUMENTS AND SHIT.
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ANYYWAYY YALL ARE BOTH REAL NICE PEOPLE, AND ARE WELCOME TO COME HANG NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN DETROIT. MUCH MOTHERFUCKING LOVE TO EVERYONE ESPECIALLY PENNER SHOUTOUT TO THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 19, 2015 3:56:32 GMT
With Danielle, I put the blame on your shoulders for her getting votes at the Final 5: Which was true, since you did offer her up as a sacrifice the round before prior to me flipping the vote onto LJ. I also used your argument against you about me being the most likely to dominate for an endurance competition. At the time, Danielle was very upset at Fairplay for the way he was treating her and wanted to do whatever she could to make sure he didn't win this game. I assured her that I would win the challenge like I did before and take him out because I had a lot of time on my hands. She was unsure of how well you would do. An extra incentive I added in was that I told her I would pass her immunity had I won it so she could take out Fairplay, herself.  As for Fairplay: I kept up the charade that I was willing to take him to Final 2 and it was believable since we have had a working relationship since this game has started. That was more comforting than anything you or Danielle could have offered him. My argument to him essentially was that if he couldn't win the next challenge, I was his only other option to pull through for him. Fairplay was under the impression that the vote would be 2-2 and I did nothing to dismay that. He wasn't aware that Danielle and I had an arrangement. He was originally targeting Danielle but I told him I felt more comfortable VSing you in the tiebreaker challenge and he was willing to grant me my request. |
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 19, 2015 4:06:13 GMT
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rector
Sean
Getting mugged
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Post by rector on Oct 19, 2015 4:11:07 GMT
Thank you motherfucker, second post (disliked)
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Post by danielle on Oct 20, 2015 6:28:07 GMT
DANIELLE| 1. DANIELLE YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER, I TOTALLY RESPECT YOU AND YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SELF-AWARENESS AND THATS PRETTY COOL, BUT MALCOLM PROBLY GONNA HAVE TO LOSE MY VOTE HIMSELF, YEAH? Yeah, probably. Here's basically what went down. At final six, I more or less strongarmed Fairplay into voting for Alexis. He had been assuming that with you out of the picture, I'd weigh the odds between LJ/him and Malcolm/Alexis, and draw the inevitable conclusion that I'd be better off betraying them. He'd have been right, if I'd been dumber and Alexis hadn't been Alexis. I already knew I'd lose to anybody but LJ, and resented the idea that Fairplay assumed I'd basically just hand him the game out of wanton selfishness. If I was gonna lose, I wanted to lose to someone who kicked a ton of ass, instead it being two or three losers in the finals duking it out to be the least pathetic. I wanted you or Malcolm to win the whole thing, instead of selfishly trying to win a game I'd already essentially lost several rounds ago. But there was also my personal beef with Alexis, which was stupid and nonsensical. I'd basically wanted her out for the entire freaking game and I tried to vote her out like four times, only for her to magically slip through again and again. So when the final six hit, I basically laid down the law like a badass mofo, and straight up demanded that Fairplay do what I wanted, or so help me, I would rip out his heart and show it to him before he died. That's not much of an exaggeration. I was about seventy times more aggressive and threatening than I needed to be, which probably would have been a bad thing if I'd had a pre-existing social game to worry about ruining. Say what you will, it worked beautifully, and Fairplay essentially had no choice but to kowtow to my whims. She can talk smack about my strategy game being subpar all she likes, but I'm the reason she's asking jury questions instead of answering them. This move basically pissed Fairplay off to high heaven, and he was pretty eager to get some revenge on me. I wouldn't doubt that that was a huge part of why he was so willing to flip the vote onto me at the final five. I was a goat who wasn't willing to just lay down and hand him the win, and I'd been kind of an ass. So, at final four, for some unfathomable reason he decided to come after me and argue against a pitch I wasn't even making. The conversation literally went something like, Fairplay: I bet you want me to vote Malcolm. Danielle: Sure, why not? Fairplay: WELL I WON'T YOU DUMB BITCH! Danielle: Oh. K. Fairplay: DON'T TRY AND TALK ME OUT OF IT! Danielle: K. I mean, I don't see how you can beat Malcolm, but whatevs. Fairplay: IT IS ALL THE SAME TO ME! Danielle: K. Fairplay: I WILL KICK YOUR ASS IN THE FINALS! AND SEAN'S! I'm obviously paraphrasing, but he mentioned later on in the conversation that he was more or less feeling fine about being an ass to me because I'd been such a raging bitchwad earlier during the Alexis round, which was totally fair. Still, the fact that he was openly bragging to me that the jurors would essentially brainlessly vote for him, and that he felt confident enough to talk that much shit to my face clued me into the fact that he was probably not wrong, and stood a pretty decent chance of winning. He made some valid points about the jurors that would likely vote for him over both you and I, and that suggested to me that of my ideal winners (you and Malcolm), Malcolm was the likelier candidate to succeed. Call me hypocritical, but with an entitled attitude like that, like he'd get the win without even having to work for it, it just rubbed me the wrong way. See, much as people might think otherwise, my intention was always to see this game have a deserving winner, even after it became quite apparent that that winner would not be me. Like Alexis, I have seen way too many games where the win is handed to the least objectionable of several terrible players, and I didn't want this one to turn out that way. That's why I refused to help out with Fairplay's plan to jack up Malcolm and Alexis at the final five, and why I ultimately decided to vote you out at the final four. I would have much preferred it if Fairplay could have gone home in fourth, but I got sexed up and had to miss the Blokus challenge (I'm actually almost entirely undefeated at that game in real life, and y'all are LUCKY that I had better things to do), so I had to decide between two people that I equally wanted to see win. If Malcolm had gone home in the tiebreaker, there was a very good chance that you'd have gone home in third, and I'd have lost both of my ideal winners in one fell swoop. On the other hand, by voting for you, I was almost guaranteeing Malcolm a spot in the finals. Believe me, it wasn't an easy decision, I felt like shit the entire day, but it seemed like the best way to produce the outcome I was going for. The additional corollary to voting you was that I was pretty sure Fairplay was voting for me, and that Malcolm wouldn't entirely trust that I wasn't setting him up to go home in a surprise 2-1-1 vote if he voted for you. That meant that if Malcolm and Fairplay voted for me, I would go home, and there would be a 100% guarantee that one of you two would be in the finals. So, in my opinion, there was really no downside to the move. My goal of having a deserving winner would almost certainly be accomplished, regardless of the outcome. Sadly, things took a suckier path and my brilliant attempt to Kevorkian blindside myself failed, and you went home instead, but the intent was to give the game an FTC that wouldn't come down to a choice between the lesser of two (or three) evils. So, yeah. I probably put more strategic thought and effort into deliberately handing the game to someone else than most people do into winning it for themselves, but hopefully you see the logic of why I did what I did. Thanks for the question, Sean! |
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Post by Penner on Oct 20, 2015 12:23:19 GMT
The Boar wants me to crash your shit.
Ty for the shoutout
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Motherfucker.
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