Confessions of a Horse

[danielle]

So, we're on Letterman tribe. At first I wasn't really thrilled about it, because it seems like a lot of the more active people are on the other two tribes. But after having been around a bit today, I actually have really enjoyed the dynamic on Letterman so far. 

One of the major things that I really was kind of mneh about was being on a tribe with Alexis. I might just be paranoid, but I distinctly get the feeling that someone could be looking to impersonate me. Almost nobody ever plays as Alexis, and nobody else that I know has the habit of italicizing individual words for emphasis. So is Alexis attempting to troll me? Is she just some random other Alexis fan who just so happens to understand the utility of the italics? I don't actually know, and I really didn't want to deal with it. But now we're on a tribe, *sigh* and that means that I have to deal with her regardless of what happens. 

Luckily for me, Dolly is a completely paranoid mofo and her first instinct today was to approach me and get me to commit to a foursome alliance to save her since she missed the first while due to sucking at AIM life. I figured, hey, why not? Let Dolly be paranoid and controlling for a while, she can burn herself and get targeted, no skin off my nose. She wanted a foursome with me and Malcolm and then a random fourth. Naturally, I said not Alexis because I want Alexis gone sooner rather than later. We originally had Taj as the fourth but she's kind of not here and unreliable so we decided to take Penner instead. Good move, I guess, but Penner reeks of someone who's going to play way too hard too fast, and with him and Dolly together I foresee nothing but chaos. 

[danielle]

I managed to get into the rice box but it's been pilfered. I'm not sure how to feel about that just yet.

[danielle]

Penner is such a sanctimonious asshole. He starts giving me shit in the tribe chat for how I'm not online enough to meet his lofty standards, or whatever the fuck he's banging on about. Yeah, sorry, I have a life. I occasionally do stuff that isn't this game. I still kicked ass at my section of the challenge last week, and I'd have kicked ass at literally any section of this challenge if you hadn't been an asshole and appointed yourself team decision-maker. Sorry that you think that I should be here 24/7 asking you how your day was for the 90th time so that your itty bitty feelings feel better. Literally all he would have had to do is apologize and say he was sorry, but he's too full of shit to be willing to concede that maybe, just maybe, calling your alliance members out for inactivity is kind of a retarded strategy.

And what kind of fucking moron puts himself on a jigsaw challenge when HE'S STUCK ON MOBILE? Sit yourself the fuck out, let the other tribe members do it, and leave it at that. Don't try to be a hero and put yourself in, especially if you're fucking sitting out someone who shows up every damn day to check the site like nine times.

Like, fuck off, for real. I want to blindside his ass the first chance I get. I'm already going to start talking to Dolly and Malcolm about it, and start spreading rumors that he got the idol from the rice box to seal the deal. If you want to make an enemy out of me, poindexter, you can go right the fuck ahead and try. I got no problem sending your ass home the first chance I get. You weren't even in this alliance at first, don't you dare start talking down to me just because you're playing too hard and trying to suck up to the other tribes, and you think everybody should be doing the same amount of crap as you. I'm my own player, I don't need to be told how to play the game by him or anybody else.