Post by Jonny Fairplay on Sept 3, 2015 5:28:53 GMT
Well Well Well... Looks like we're doing a choose your own adventure book, but instead of cool things happening all we do is get a tribe. LAME! Anyways I picked the Leno tribe, which is convenient enough because I just happened to buy a Jay Leno mask the other day!
Now I know what you are thinking, and yes I was super on cocaine when I bought this... don't judge me its 1990 you know how easy it is to get drugs? Like super easy! Hell I just tripped over an eight ball when I got here! It was good too! You know until the spiders came...
God what a terrible purchase... I could've bought more crack with that 12 dollars I put down. Where was I? OH YEA MY TRIBE! Lets talk about those losers-I mean lovely people who will do my bidding sooner or later!
MIKE: Cool guy, I think he's been around the proverbial block more than once. He'll be a good ally
Steph: I might be able to make her do stuff she wouldn't want to do normally that could jeopardize her game, but not mine, and in the end, who cares as long as I win right?
lj: Haven't gotten a chance to talk to him much, but hopefully I can put the fairplay on him and make him a positive instead of a wash
Ami: Same as LJ, I just need time to talk to them.
Lindsey: She could be my ace in the whole. She hasn't talked much to other people yet and hasn't been active for this challenge. If I can keep her around and make it into a you owe me sort of thing. Things could get interesting, however the goal is to get her to merge.
in short, I dont care about any of them unless it's for my benefit. Who knew?!
So Rocko's Modern Life was our "Clue" to this first competition, and this was about as useful a clue as showing us an episode of Rocket Power and then having us play chess. In short, fuck that! Just create a Mr. Fairplay Head next time and I'm sure it wouldn't gotten the point across better in regards to this challenge!
Which is a good transition to this challenge. I'm hoping 2 hours between posts is good enough to be not last. However we will see. I feel like I could've allocated my strategy a bit better if people are going to stay on for awhile, but I digress.
Anyways that's all I got for now, nothing interesting is happening in our tribe besides that. So lets add a bit of Fairplay Flair into this episode!
Yesterday, a franchise from the 90's released a new game, so without further to do!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITH THE HELP OF MS. TIME MACHINE LADY, I HAVE BROUGHT
THE ONE!
THE ONLY!
SOLID SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
HUA! WHAT? WHERE AM !? WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE IS MERYL!?!?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Mr. Snake it's a please to meet you! My name is Jonny Fairplay a.k.a Jonny Fairplay. I brought you here in my time machine because you're series had a new game come out yesterday!
GAME? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! I NEED TO STOP METAL GEAR!!!
Well yea Mr. Snake, Meal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain came out yesterday! Marking the end of MGS for us fans.
Are You serious?
Well yea I am, I've been a big fan for... god a decade now? So it makes me a little sad that the story is ending, but I had fun with your games!
Has my life been a lie this whole time?! I... I... I... EYAAAAA EYAAAA EYAAAA
OHHHHH SHIT NO NO NO I TAKE IT BACK YOU'RE REAL! STOP THINKING ABOUT IT OR ELSE YOU'LL CRE-
Ahhhhhh shit, I was afraid of this. Oh well I'm sure some weed will chill him out, until then. PUNCH IT CHEWY!
Now I know what you are thinking, and yes I was super on cocaine when I bought this... don't judge me its 1990 you know how easy it is to get drugs? Like super easy! Hell I just tripped over an eight ball when I got here! It was good too! You know until the spiders came...
God what a terrible purchase... I could've bought more crack with that 12 dollars I put down. Where was I? OH YEA MY TRIBE! Lets talk about those losers-I mean lovely people who will do my bidding sooner or later!
MIKE: Cool guy, I think he's been around the proverbial block more than once. He'll be a good ally
Steph: I might be able to make her do stuff she wouldn't want to do normally that could jeopardize her game, but not mine, and in the end, who cares as long as I win right?
lj: Haven't gotten a chance to talk to him much, but hopefully I can put the fairplay on him and make him a positive instead of a wash
Ami: Same as LJ, I just need time to talk to them.
Lindsey: She could be my ace in the whole. She hasn't talked much to other people yet and hasn't been active for this challenge. If I can keep her around and make it into a you owe me sort of thing. Things could get interesting, however the goal is to get her to merge.
in short, I dont care about any of them unless it's for my benefit. Who knew?!
So Rocko's Modern Life was our "Clue" to this first competition, and this was about as useful a clue as showing us an episode of Rocket Power and then having us play chess. In short, fuck that! Just create a Mr. Fairplay Head next time and I'm sure it wouldn't gotten the point across better in regards to this challenge!
Which is a good transition to this challenge. I'm hoping 2 hours between posts is good enough to be not last. However we will see. I feel like I could've allocated my strategy a bit better if people are going to stay on for awhile, but I digress.
Anyways that's all I got for now, nothing interesting is happening in our tribe besides that. So lets add a bit of Fairplay Flair into this episode!
Yesterday, a franchise from the 90's released a new game, so without further to do!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WITH THE HELP OF MS. TIME MACHINE LADY, I HAVE BROUGHT
THE ONE!
THE ONLY!
SOLID SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
HUA! WHAT? WHERE AM !? WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE IS MERYL!?!?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Mr. Snake it's a please to meet you! My name is Jonny Fairplay a.k.a Jonny Fairplay. I brought you here in my time machine because you're series had a new game come out yesterday!
GAME? YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! I NEED TO STOP METAL GEAR!!!
Well yea Mr. Snake, Meal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain came out yesterday! Marking the end of MGS for us fans.
Are You serious?
Well yea I am, I've been a big fan for... god a decade now? So it makes me a little sad that the story is ending, but I had fun with your games!
Has my life been a lie this whole time?! I... I... I... EYAAAAA EYAAAA EYAAAA
OHHHHH SHIT NO NO NO I TAKE IT BACK YOU'RE REAL! STOP THINKING ABOUT IT OR ELSE YOU'LL CRE-
Ahhhhhh shit, I was afraid of this. Oh well I'm sure some weed will chill him out, until then. PUNCH IT CHEWY!