Post by gregbuis on Sept 4, 2015 19:35:05 GMT
Days 1-3:
Man, this is fun. We've got idiots I can drag along and jokesters I can work with.
First off, we've already created a cross-tribal alliance (MY idea). It's called the Five Funnies, although we have six members.
The Five Funnies include:
Mike, for his godlike status and overall fattiness.
Dave, so he can be the brunt of our jokes.
Fairplay, so he can tangle with Lillian.
Lillian, so she can tangle with Fairplay and pout.
Sean, so we can make racist jokes.
We're all supes tight, for now. We jokingly plan for the Fairplay-Lillian Final Two, though.
On my tribe, there's also Eliza and Erik. Or as I call them, the E-woks.
Eliza is paranoid as fuck. She has campaigned against Erik ever since the tribes got set up. Like seriously, just chill. Netflix and chill...
Erik, though, screwed up in the challenge. Granted, it's because he's lazy like I am and can't wake up to an alarm clock like myself, so in the end it's not that bad of a messup.
I'm personally campaigning for the female E-wok to storm-troop away from us. We'll have to Force her away, yet we have all of our Hans on solo (I'll stop with the Star Wars puns).
I hate everybody else because I've barely/not talked to them.
And now for the cool stuff:
War is coming. This group is ready to play with fire. Sticks and stones will rain down from the heavens in the midst of this battle.
Soon, blood will be spilled. The question is, who will spill it? *tips over blood samples at blood clinic*
My coconut phone empire will rise up and conquer this game. This is the end of my foes, for it's turning out to be a tribal deathmatch.
Man, this is fun. We've got idiots I can drag along and jokesters I can work with.
First off, we've already created a cross-tribal alliance (MY idea). It's called the Five Funnies, although we have six members.
The Five Funnies include:
Mike, for his godlike status and overall fattiness.
Dave, so he can be the brunt of our jokes.
Fairplay, so he can tangle with Lillian.
Lillian, so she can tangle with Fairplay and pout.
Sean, so we can make racist jokes.
We're all supes tight, for now. We jokingly plan for the Fairplay-Lillian Final Two, though.
On my tribe, there's also Eliza and Erik. Or as I call them, the E-woks.
Eliza is paranoid as fuck. She has campaigned against Erik ever since the tribes got set up. Like seriously, just chill. Netflix and chill...
Erik, though, screwed up in the challenge. Granted, it's because he's lazy like I am and can't wake up to an alarm clock like myself, so in the end it's not that bad of a messup.
I'm personally campaigning for the female E-wok to storm-troop away from us. We'll have to Force her away, yet we have all of our Hans on solo (I'll stop with the Star Wars puns).
I hate everybody else because I've barely/not talked to them.
And now for the cool stuff:
War is coming. This group is ready to play with fire. Sticks and stones will rain down from the heavens in the midst of this battle.
Soon, blood will be spilled. The question is, who will spill it? *tips over blood samples at blood clinic*
My coconut phone empire will rise up and conquer this game. This is the end of my foes, for it's turning out to be a tribal deathmatch.